It’s The Blue Baller here, and I want an invite to the Raptors training camp as a power forward! Seriously, in what other line of work can you take the entire summer off, put on 20 pounds, and be congratulated by your employer when you return? I want in.
Well as the Raptors drag themselves back to work, the story remains the same: Vince. When I heard that VC wanted to be traded a few weeks ago, I had the same reaction as when I read that Jim J. Bullock came out of the closet: is this really news? Well I’ll tell you what is really news: the actual memo that Vince sent to GM Rob Babcock. It contains a number of conditions regarding his trade request that have remained secret. Until now.
Seems reasonable eh? Well now I understand why a Vince Carter trade is as appealing to other teams as a Morris Peterson kissing booth. I just hope Vince dries his eyes on one of the 12 million dollar bills he will receive this season and recognize that the easiest way to get out of Dodge is to play well and act professionally. Suck it up Vince, the single unblinking eye of the Blue Baller is watching.
- The Blue Baller
I'm surprised Vince's wife wasn't CC'd on that memo. And what's this about Jm J Bullock being gay? I thought Schneider from "One Day at a Time" was the queer one. The sexual chemistry between him and Bonnie Franklin always seemed forced to me.
Posted by: Scott Carefoot | October 12, 2004 at 07:49 PM
You may be on to something with Schniender. Was never comfortable with the dark moustache and oversized toolbelt.
Posted by: The Blue Baller | October 14, 2004 at 04:17 AM
are you saying bonnie franklin wasnt sexy?
i think we need to step outside
Posted by: mykel | October 20, 2004 at 08:20 PM